Friday, November 23, 2007

Scenes from a Walmart

Mom and 2-year-old in Children's Clothing. "Get over here now, Destiny, get back in the cart! You need to get back in this cart little girl, what if you got lost?"

5 minutes later in Bed & Bath. Destiny is still not in the cart.

"Elmo!"
"Destiny, you already have an Elmo just like that at home." Waits 2 beats. "If you hold Elmo, you'll have to sit down. Elmo needs to sit down. You should get in the cart together."

I turn the corner to see the 2-year-old, walking in front of the cart, holding a very large Elmo doll.

I wonder if Destiny knew as well as I did that her mother was not going to make her get into the cart. You think?

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:48 PM

    Ya. Funny how parents can be so stupid like that. They make their words meaningless and then they wonder why their kids think they run the show. News flash: It's because they do!

    I would have picked that 2 year old up, placed them in the cart, and belted them in. My kids are always telling me how mean I am. I guess I'll never be considered their best friend now, will I?

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  2. Do not tell me that you were all the Walmarts the day after thanksgiving!? Seriously, I love to shop, but that must be a circle of hell...

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