Crow

Pants: ...and then I told him he should be careful, he would have to eat his words.

Kitten: Why would you do that?

P: What, hon?

Syl: She wants to know why you would "eat" your words. It's a figure of speech dear.

P: It means you say something but you find out later that you do the exact opposite of what you said.

Hammer: I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM! I DO NOT LIKE THEM SAM I AM!

P: Exactly! And then he likes them at the end and he has to eat his words.

S: Yes, like everything your father and I ever said about parenting before we had children.