"Where are my veggies? I thought we were eating those, not the other kind." Motions with disdain to the garlic cauliflower in the bowl on the table. "Oh here they are." Finds plastic container of precut vegetables under own arm.
"The cauliflower isn't good enough for you?"
"We should be eating veggies with dip. The way God intended."
"If God had intended us to eat veggies with dip, they would grow that way."
Again brandishing container, "Clearly, God and Cub want me to eat them this way."
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