So yeah, getting up off the couch now requires alot of grunting and basically rolling off onto the floor and climbing to a standing position from there. Thank god we ordered the ottoman with the livingroom set.
Hey, Molly Ringwald's on Medium this week.
I didn't even know Gerald Ford was still alive.
On Maury today, a woman was testing the 11th man for paternity of her daughter. When he turned out not to be the father, she freaked out and ran backstage (which apparently is required when the man isn't the father). Then, crying hysterically, she said that it felt like God was punishing her and SHE COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHY. Now, I'm not one to believe that God punishes people in this manner, but obviously this woman thinks He does. So, if she believes that God punishes people for bad behavior, and she's testing the 11th man for paternity of her kid and he is not the man, is the correlation not obvious about what God might be punishing her for?
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