Monday, August 14, 2006

Unfit

Or, The Making of a Future Felon


And what is it that Kitten is playing with? Yep, it's a power drill. But don't worry, the batteries were nearly dead. And we took it away as soon as we found out she was actually strong enough to pick it up. When she nearly impaled her leg, we took that drill right away from her.


I know Kitten, your parents are miscreants. Perhaps even worse, when Jaysan and Ang came over on Saturday, Kitten was playing with an empty pill bottle, a sports betting magazine, and my outdated license. That's right, that's what we're promoting in this household. Internet sports betting with a fake ID, but only when you and your babydoll are appropriately drugged.

3 comments:

Allknowingjen said...

Hey- It's never too early for a girl to learn how to use power tools!

Ms. Huis Herself said...

Hee! That is HILARIOUS! Now I don't feel so bad that our child can identify beer in a bottle or a carboy. "Daddy beer. No touch. Leave 'lone."

Kashka said...

My favorite part of the whole power tool incident -- the girl is, to quote La Mancha, "nudie, nudie, nudie".